“Take sugar for a slow kidney, and salt for a fast kidney. Before three years, salt is allopathic. After three years, it’s homeopathic. Before three years, salt turns down the ability to see convexly.”

“A trituration is a homeopathic pulverization. It’s poison as therapy.”

According to Urban Dictionary, “hair of the dog” is …

“An alcoholic beverage consumed as a hangover remedy. The phrase comes from the expression ‘hair of the dog that bit you,’ meaning that the best cure for what ails you is to have some more of it. In ancient times it was literally used to say that if a dog were to bite you, putting the dog’s hair into the wound would heal it.”

She’s 90 revolutions around the Sun, so she must be doing something right.

Denis Campbell & Mary Fitzgerald (“Royals’ favoured hospital at risk as homeopathy backlash gathers pace,” The Guardian, Apr. 7, 2007) wrote …

“The Queen, an advocate of homeopathy, alongside Catherine Zeta Jones and Sir Paul McCartney, always has 60 vials of alternative remedies in a leather carrier when she travels abroad in case she falls ill. Homeopathic remedies — which use minute and diluted doses of natural substances — have been attacked by scientists as unproven.”