“I’m still in the asshole chakra,” I joked.

An anal embolism grew from nothing to cherry-sized in less than five minutes.

No body part escapes the jurisdiction of the Big Fat Mouth.

My chiropractor buddy commented, “She blew your thyroid out. She damn near blew mine out too.”

My voice instantly returned when she phoned and I said, “I’ll talk to you later,” and hung up.

My Big Fat Mouth gets me in just as much trouble as yours!