Claim the Shazam! Principle within your own flesh-and-blood biological “body of glory.”

Forget the entropic AARP — the American Association of Retired People.

Join the negentropic AARP — the Atomic Association of Regenerative People.

It’s the AARP for Spacefaring Immortals.

Adano Christopher Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty, the Kit Carson of the Aquarian Age) said …

“I’m not a therapist — I’m a Longevity Lifestylist. I’m an associate, not a member, of Longevity Lifestyles. Immortality and resurrection are part of our program.”

Butterflies Need No Taxidermist.

“A by-product of [Ulysses S.] Grant’s equanimity was his enviable ability to fall asleep anywhere. Even on the eve of a major battle, [Horace] Porter noted, Grant could ‘drop down in the mud and rain and be sound asleep in two minutes.’”

“Another holdover from [Ulysses S.] Grant’s early days was his extreme queasiness about food. ‘I never could eat anything that goes on two legs,’ was a habitual Grant refrain. As had been the case since boyhood, Grant would only touch meat burned to a dry crisp: ‘If blood appeared in any meat which came on the table, the sight of it seemed entirely to destroy his appetite.’ His eccentric tastes favored oysters and cucumbers, along with corn, pork and beans, and buckwheat cakes. ‘In fact,’ continued [Horace] Porter, ‘he seemed to be particularly fond of only the most indigestible dishes.’ Given his high level of activity during campaigns, one might have expected Grant to enjoy a hearty appetite. Instead he ate sparingly. Porter observed that ‘he ate less than any man in the army; sometimes the amount of food taken did not seem enough to keep a bird alive.’”

“Accumulation of fæcal matters in the large intestine, with the associated flatulent distension, will more or less embarrass the heart, both by direct pressure upwards of the diaphragm and indirectly by interference with respiratory movements. Palpitation, again, is a frequent result of constipation, and both the effort required to unload the bowel and the different pressure on the abdominal veins before and after a large evacuation put stress upon the heart. A further ill-result is the retention of toxic matters in the blood which provoke resistance in the capillaries and tend to the production of high tension.”

“Assuming the barometer to stand at 30 inches at sea level, the corresponding reading at an altitude of 5,800 feet would be about 24 inches; therefore, about one-fifth of the weight of the atmosphere would be removed. Roughly speaking we must deduct one inch from the sea-level reading for every thousand feet of altitude, a very slight correction being made for the difference in temperatures.”