The healthiest way to grow breasts is by combining self-massage, self-love, and visualization.

The Greyhound driver quipped …

“If all the cars in the U.S. were stuck end to end, they would reach to the Moon and back again … and some guy would come out from behind and try to pass all of ‘em!”

Cathey Pinckney & Edward R. Pinckney, M.D. (Do-It-Yourself Medical Testing, 1983) wrote …

“While it is easy to imagine anyone’s reluctance to test the aroma of urine, it should be kept in mind that long before the era of advanced medical technology, doctors not only routinely noted the scent of urine but tasted it as well as a means of diagnosis. And even today there are some doctors who request their patients to eat asparagus and make a note of the time it took before its characteristic odor appeared in the urine as a rough measure of kidney function.”

But Mainstream Medicine mistakenly nukes out, cuts out, or drugs out the thyroid before it finishes self-healing.

“And the real function of that law besides enriching lawyers, it was to put the warnings everywhere in the produce department of grocery stores and on apartment buildings and on fishing tackle and hardware and so on, so that it became a joke. Everything was labeled a carcinogen, so the carcinogens became invisible. The real carcinogens were submerged in this phony warning business and it was still legal to sell carcinogens but since everything had the warning, the public basically wasn’t warned against the real carcinogens, and the physicians could prescribe the carcinogens as long as they were under a doctor’s orders.”