“You are the sheep. I am the crook stick. Charan Singh is the shepherd. But the crook stick comes in very handy when you get trapped in a ditch. The crook stick will pull you out. There will come a night when it will be very cold, and you will need me again. You will burn the crook stick to keep warm.”

“‘Twenty Million “Cardiacs” Without Heart Disease’ read the headlines of an article from a talk by Frederick A. Whitehouse. For twelve years Dr. Whitehouse was director of rehabilitation for the American Heart Association. He called heart trouble ‘the world’s most useful neurosis, the most useful, flexible, socially acceptable, mentally justifiable, physiologically demonstrative, interpersonally appealing and controlling neurotic mechanism available to human beings.’”

If they can push the “flat spot” on the back of the skull and increase the tinnitus, it’s the sound they’re cultivating.

I only met one person who heard the ringing in the middle of his forehead, a retired chiropractor who complained about it.

Migraines (both silent and otherwise) accompany the syndrome. (“One man’s disease is another man’s sanctity.”)

In the Orient, ears, kidney, and fetus share anatomical reiteration, philosophically known as the Doctrine of Signatures in the Occident.

I always figured Coke was an oral fixation, but maybe it’s an anal one!

Rods of the eyes = Gall Bladder Time (11:00 p.m.-1:00 a.m.)