“The sixties ain’t over till the fat lady gets high.”

Body Dowsing could determine specific causes for specific cases.

I had the preschool version, pulling my hair out with pliers as an attention-getting syndrome.

It’s often associated with other compulsions such as nail-biting, lip-biting, nose-picking, frequent itching, etc.

These days I drink my alcohol by the teaspoon instead of by the fifth.

No more trips to the hospital or loony bin, and no more evictions for tearing apartments apart.

It’s easier on other people too, like the in-law who broke his hand in three places punching out my lights.

My motto on avoiding water has always been, “It rusts pipes and puts gills on fishes.”

I’ve worked for others about 90 times. Thanks to Swami Nitty-Gritty, I’m in remission — but poor as a church mouse.

I’m poor as a church mouse, and living in a neighborhood of the very rich and the merely rich (billionaires and multi-millionaires).

Note to Oprah and Ellen — Send Money!