“You should be the dreamweaver of the Tao.”

“When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.”

“More money spent under the control of the health profession means that more people are operationally conditioned into playing the role of the sick, a role they are not allowed to interpret for themselves. Once they accept this role, their most trivial needs can be satisfied only through commodities that are scarce by professional definition.”

“Crying protects the heart. It is the only way to release the pain of heartbreak, of the loss of love.”

“Studies with body-imaging cameras have revealed that a man’s penis also swells with blood when he tells a lie. Maybe the grand jury should have pulled Bill’s trousers down instead.”