“Do you sometimes think you got the right hemisphere, but the WRONG PLANET?”

“The only legitimate reason for entering later portions of a person’s life before the prenatal area has been well exhausted is to search for sorrow discharges occasioned by the death, loss or denial by an ally.”

“If you really want to put a faith healer to the test, tell him you want a smaller shoe size.”

A terminally ill patient cannot stick out their tongue, and a stroke victim’s tongue points to the left or right.