“People want fiction, not truth. Adults think therapeutically.”

“Gurdjieff had it pegged. The people in the world are insane.

“Don’t expect sane behavior from the insane.

“This is a cosmic funny farm. People are arriving here in straitjackets a hundred-thousand a day.

“You can be a monkey like the rest of them or you can evolve into something different.”

“Brotherhood is an ideal better understood by example than precept!”

“With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism.”

“Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system.”