Hypoxia grows cancer. Hyperoxia spreads cancer.

You can’t grow muscles without acid either.

When you’re half right, it’s good to know when you’re on the right half.

“Gates, who has medical qualifications like I’m a nuclear physicist, reckons that jabbing people stops them having more children and will reduce the world population. The theory is that if they have two or three children living then they will stop having more. I don’t really see how this would reduce the global population but Gates says it would and so half the world’s press merrily prints it and say how clever he is to just know this. Gates is so rich he didn’t need to go to medical school; he just made loads of money flogging software which I have always regarded as crappy and overpriced and appointed himself the world’s most important doctor.”

If you see it while escaping the beach, please report it to your local Department of Motor Viruses.

If you’re a Democrat, CNN is Good Cop and FOX is Bad Cop.

If you’re a Republican, FOX is Good Cop and CNN is Bad Cop.

“That used to bother me until I realized that I had a PhD in RESULTS.

“And, by the way, a PhD wrote the introduction to my latest book.”