“A man with a larger intestine is stronger than a man with a smaller intestine.”

“Don’t start a mouse stampede. There’s plenty of elephants out there. We the People can get to the elephants by not reacting to the mice.”

Since when is travel an essential business and eating a nonessential one?

Let’s stop traveling, stay in our local communities, and undermine the global plantation by confining our laws to individual communities instead of making us all march to the tune of a planetary pied piper.

Aren’t travelers fed up with taking off their shoes and belts, surrendering their nail clippers, and letting the TSA perverts view their X-rayed bodies as pornography anyway?

“He [Michael Jackson] was adamantly against drugs and alcohol, he was extremely straight-laced; I couldn’t even swear around him. Being with Michael brought me back to my innocence.”

“Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons.”