“Buddhists say, ‘You eat a pig, you come back as a pig.’ What a pathetic philosophy!”

I drove for companies in Hollywood, Van Nuys, and Boston, and for two companies in Santa Barbara.

I “counseled” one of my passengers who was crying when she exited a bar in the San Fernando Valley.

When I let her off at her home in L.A., she laughed, “You know the humor of this situation? I teach Psychology at UCLA!”

A — If your mental health is strong enough, you can avoid all injuries, accidents, and diseases,

They’re all mental constructs.

This advanced type of person is extremely rare in a world filled with compliant, consenting, obliging talking monkeys.

I used to tell people to drink a bottle of Drano Max Gel Clog Remover to prove their point.

“Otherwise it’s only conversation,” as my spiritual mentor often said.

A — Study partial pressure of gas or call Elon Musk for help.

GERD is a physics problem, not a chemistry problem.

The lower esophageal sphincter (LES).is NOT a sphincter.

Gas rises. Do the math.

A — If you can find a decent colon therapist, you’re better off going to one.

I used to know several back in the day, but I’ve been a hermit for too long now.

If you knew exactly what you were doing and had the correct colonic machine, you could do “selfies.”