There are Sheep-Bots who actually think dough can’t rise without a dough conditioner.

They think pioneers couldn’t hop into their Conestoga wagons without bringing along a flour treatment agent made by Monsanto.

“action plan to inventory and control all land, all water, all minerals, all plants, all animals, all construction, all information, all energy, all means of production, and all human beings in the world.”

MegaHydrate and Crystal Energy are New Age versions of this abomination.

“Makes water wetter?” Why would I want the water in my body to be wetter than wet?

Our dystopian culture has lost its collective mind.

It not only helped him make his shots; it helped him levitate.

“Is your job hammering a ten-foot stake through your nine-inch life? Is your checking account a disease? Are you sick to death of the herds of turds and tards flocking the freeways to Mudville and back daily, like mad cow-orkers with Hundredth Lemming Syndrome? Do all the blithering bipeds around you seem like a bunch of flibbertygibbish yobers, yuk-yoked in sameness?”