A — No! No! No! No! M.D.’s (Mad Dogs) are most dangerous when they address diet. They get all their data from PubMed and Johns Hopkins.

You gotta be Loony Tunes to rely on a second opinion from anyone brainwashed to a fare-thee-well by the Medical Police State!

Same goes for osteopaths and chiropractors and dentists. You’re better off with a witch doctor or card-reader!

A — A child’s spine is so flexible, it’s an easy fix.

A — I’d take a clove of garlic and put a bowl of warm milk by my butt-hole. Tapeworms have been known to crawl out for the milk. Don’t put the bowl of milk by your mouth.

Ever see those YouTube videos of bears trailing six feet of tapeworm?

However, for other reasons, a gall bladder purge can save a person from a gall bladder surgery.

It’s not an easy purge. My fifth wife couldn’t make it through the first night.

Gall bladder surgery is a serious business. “An ounce of protection (see next chapter) is worth an ounce of stones” — and pray they don’t articulate into one big “hen’s egg.”