“If thine nose be single, let it run.”

“The nostrils are equal during samadhi or death.”

“Mr. Fresh Air takes many forms in many noses.”

“Dr. Ralph Riggs of Louisiana State University, and Dr. Leland House of the Medical Evangelists College, agreed in the discussion that ‘if you breathe through your mouth, you get 10 to 17 per cent less oxygen than a nose breather gets.’ Dr. Riggs added that nose-breathers don’t snore as much. ‘Moreover,’ he continued, ‘I can tell in 70 per cent of the cases what side a person sleeps on by examining his nose. A person is directed to turn over every hour or so while he sleeps. One side of the nose takes it easy while the other side takes over the task of doing most of the breathing. If you sleep on one side more than on the other it will show up in your nose.’”

“Your right nostril smells odors better. Scientists at the University of California at Irvine got 32 volunteers to inhale odors including almond and peppermint – first through the right nostril, then the left.”

Yuval Harari and Ray Kurzweil will eat the Big Green Weenie just like the rest of us. It’s a comforting thought.