“The actual fact of your enlightenment is that you are IMMORTAL. The true purpose of our life is cellular transformation. You are 144 elements in a state of SELF-IGNITION — your atoms are lit up in the confinement of the tissue membrane. See the phosphorescence come through your skin directly in proportion to how long you sat and watched the phosphorescence. Enlightenment is not a journey of magic. It is a JOURNEY OF ACTUAL REVIEW.”

A — If you drink too much OJ once, orange juice over-alkalizes the body. Two glasses at one time will NOT do that due to our ureoselic heritage. Also, orange juice mixed with most other foods can foul up stomach digestion.

“And At-OM mounted his horse and rode off in all directions.”

Let’s go milk some sacred cows, space Cadets!

“It’s a long way to Alpha Centauri / It’s a long way to go / It’s a long way to Alpha Centauri / To the sweetest star I know!”

Remnants of the Para-Adrenal Autonomic Nervous System were rediscovered in 1951 … and promptly lost AGAIN.

“The following passage occurs in ‘Notices of Brazil in 1828-29, by the Rev. R. Walsh, LL.D/ In speaking of the foreign slave trade, he remarks: — ‘The wretched slaves often inflict death upon themselves in an extraordinary manner. They bury their tongue in the throat in such a way as to produce suffocation. A friend of mine was passing when a slave was tied and flogged; after a few lashes, he hung his head, appearing lifeless; and, when taken down, was actually dead. His tongue was found wedged in the oesophagus, so as completely to close the trachea. The slave who, by this action of his tongue, provokes death, hitherto has been supposed to be dead; and in many instances, perhaps without any examination at all, his body has been consigned to the grave.’ Lancet, 1836-1837, Vol. 2, p. 258.”