“Hibernating on a year-long trip to Mars would not just prevent boredom in a tiny space capsule; it would also save mission cost, as the hibernating crew members wouldn’t need to eat or drink and would even require far less oxygen than those awake. There are other, rather odd benefits of hibernation, as well. Research in animals suggests that bodies of hibernating astronauts might waste away much less than the bodies of those awake in microgravity. Upon arrival, these hibernators would thus be fit and ready to commence challenging exploration almost straight away after regaining consciousness.”

A — Celery kills a small but significant amount of susceptible people — celery-dependent exercise-induced anaphylaxis. All celery is NOT created equal. Celery has nothing to do with “low stomach acid” or “killing pathogens.”

A — There are only addictive personalities; no addictive substances. Learn the Cornerstone Technique to discover WHO is the matter with YOU. We human beings always love to place the blame on THEM or THAT.

On the technocratic side of the coin, an M.D. (Mad Dog) would blame it on a BEE GENE or an ANT GENE or a BEAR GENE. If my insurance covers it, genome editing would cure me. If not, there’s always oligonucleotide therapy.

It might also be a FRUIT GENE or a VEGETABLE GENE since plants grow faster and larger when sprayed with sugar.

Q — Or can we? I hear NASA is the largest buyer of helium in the world and that satellites are just high altitude balloons — smoke, mirrors, and paper wizards.

A — Nope! Do the math! There are at least 12,000 satellites circling thousands of miles above the Earth, weighing as much as a car or large van, and the Hubble Telescope has been circling the Earth at a low altitude of 320 miles. 580 satellites are geostationary, circling the Earth at 22,300 miles. The highest a balloon has EVER gone is short of 34 miles. Balloons are for parties and breathalyzers, not space technology.

Isn’t Ozempic supposed to abolish hugeness? Big Pharma is desperate to sell this shit to as many Sheep-Bots as possible. Almost every day legacy media announces another “secondary benefit” for it, adding up to dozens. Come to think of it, lard elimination is itself a secondary benefit. Semaglutide was originally approved as an antidiabetic medication used for the treatment of type 2 diabetes.