If you’re too incapacitated to tie your own shoelaces, you won’t be able to do what I’ve earned my living at for decades.

There’s something about thumbing through paper pages that’s comforting.

Put on your “They Live” sunglasses and see for yourselves.

“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ‘I want to see the manager.’”

“We are actually fourth dimensional beings in a third dimensional body inhabiting a second dimensional world!”