“Tai Ji can change the outcome of the past and the outcome of the future. Of course, the outcome of the present.”

“You can change your past. If you can’t it’s because of what you saw, not what you truly see.”

“Returning is the motion of the Tao.”

“Is your job hammering a ten-foot stake through your nine-inch life? Is your checking account a disease? Are you sick to death of the herds of turds and tards flocking the freeways to Mudville and back daily, like mad cow-orkers with Hundredth Lemming Syndrome? Do all the blithering bipeds around you seem like a bunch of flibbertygibbish yobers, yuk-yoked in sameness?”

“Do you sometimes think you got the right hemisphere, but the WRONG PLANET?”

“We believe we are our spacesuit, and once we fall for that one we have lost the entire plot.”

“There are three excrements. The first is the result of ordinary food and must be eliminated each day. The second is sexual and must be eliminated in the bathroom, for some every day, for others every week or month or six months. The third excrement is formed in the head from the food of impressions, ‘the waste accumulates in the brain’; doctors ignore it, as they ignore the role of the appendix in digestion.”

“To-day we live so cowed under the bombardment of this intellectual artillery(the media) that hardly anyone can attain to the inward detachment that is required for a clear view of the monstrous drama. The will-to-power operating under a pure democratic disguise has finished off its masterpiece so well that the object’s sense of freedom is actually flattered by the most thorough-going enslavement that has ever existed.”