“Churchianistic terminology is nebulous and guilt-producing. Technical language eliminates guilt. Agricultural language generates guilt.”

“It takes Churchianity to paralyze you from self-enterprise.”

“Our self-sustaining nature pushes us forward. Every time a scientist makes a breakthrough, he’s going to have to convert language from the guilt level to a non-guilt level.”

“Guilt complexes are regimenting our destruction. Enjoy your cells, it’s later than you stink.”

“You can get Darshan from the eyes of an infant. When you get Darshan from a Master, you feel guilty because you think he knows all about you. When you get Darshan from a child, there’s no guilt.”

“The glory of God is to correct your own mistakes. Your immune levels will meet you halfway.”

Someone quickly realized we might expose the omega 3 fatty acid scam, dropping us down and keeping us down to 8,000 or below.

I ate lentils with it for the lysine.

A — I hope not. It’s poison.

Fortunately, a supplement salesman made that shit up.

Even cats are subjected to medical mythology.

A — Self-guru, yes. Satguru, no. Neo was a useless eater till Morpheus showed up.

You can’t be born without a mother. Even that guy who walked on water and turned water into wine needed a mother.