He also asked, “Can you show me an ounce of evil?”

According to George Carlin, “Politicians [or elites] don’t fall out of the sky or pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents, families, homes, schools, churches, businesses, and universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do, folks. Garbage in, garbage out.”

“To hell with facts! We need stories!”

“He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.”

And: “If you are on a septic system, dumping large amounts of antibacterial dish soap or harsh surfactants can disrupt the beneficial, waste-eating bacteria in your tank over time.”

“There is no such thing as settled science.”