“People who write obscurely are either unskilled in writing or up to mischief.”

I’ve been guilty of both.

“Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: ‘I’m saving food!’ Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: ‘I’m saving my life!’”

I learned more about coffee when an ex-girlfriend was planning to open a coffeehouse in Fort Worth.

Coffee is a major source of acrylamide.

I’m pro-coffee and pro-acrylamide.

“Pregnenolone and progesterone protect against nerve damage by the excitotoxic amino acids (glutamic acid, aspartic acid, monosodium glutamate, aspartame, etc.), while estrogen and cortisol are nerve-destroying, acting through the excitotoxic amino acids. Excitotoxins destroy certain types of nerve, especially the dopaminergic and cholinergic types, leaving the noradrenergic types, paralleling the changes that occur in aging.”