“Crystals give off odors at different intensities of light.

“A green apple smells like ammonia, a yellow apple smells like peppermint, and a red apple smells like malic acid.

“The ammonia in a green apple is good for diabetes.

“The peppermint in the yellow apple is for diarrhea.

“The malic acid in the red one is for melted cheese.

“An apple farts at the time of peppermint switchover to malic acid, and that’s when the worm gets in.

“When the bird eats the apple, that’s when the early worm catches the bird.”