According to Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty) … “Too much aluminum causes Alzheimer’s disease. Too little loses an erection. The penis can’t hold an erection without aluminum. The womb can’t function correctly either.” “Aluminum oxide causes the problem, not aluminum, just as iron oxide is the problem, not iron.” “Aluminum will bond with tin. Tin is…

Anyone eating only egg whites is disrespecting the Chicken God. Bodybuilding guru Vince Gironda advised eating 36 whole eggs a day. This was based on the research of British plastic surgeons feeding that many eggs to burn victims to maintain positive nitrogen balance. That’s 6,696 milligrams of cholesterol a day, you candy-ass wimps! Schwarzenegger ate…

Heartburn sufferers are often weakened by the color GREEN — including wearing green clothes, eating green food, wearing green-tinted sunglasses, etc. A simple muscle response test — nonspecific applied kinesics — will confirm or deny this. Green is associated with annoyance, envy, exasperation, and/or resentment. Heartburn in women is often associated with MEN-struation and MEN-opause….

According to The Western Druggist (May, 1887) … “It is one of the marvels of chemistry that the sourest substance with which we are familiar is made from the sweetest.” According to the same source … “The value of vinegar as a condiment depends on the fact that acetic acid dissolves gelatin, fibrin and albumen,…

According to Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty) … “Like it or not, we do survive our decent burials. We are all here till Midnight Eternity. That means Big Daddy-o ain’t gonna go out of business for nobody, and he ain’t working for nobody either.” Patrick J. Timpone is gone but not forgotten. We started doing shows…